[♪♪]
Evie: Let's give Auradon a taste of evil.
[♪♪]
Wicked ways beneath the skin...
let all who taste it now join in.
(laughs evilly)
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
- Come on! - ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
(laughs)
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Crashing the party, guess they lost my invitation ♪
♪ Friendly reminder, got my own kind of persuasion ♪
♪ Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior ♪
♪ Happily ever after with a little flavor ♪
♪ Bad to the bone with even worse intentions ♪
♪ We're gonna steal the show and leave 'em all defenseless ♪
♪ A fairytale life can be oh-so overrated ♪
♪ So raise your voices and let's get it activated! ♪
♪ Long live havin' some fun ♪
♪ We take what we want ♪
♪ There's so many ways to be wicked ♪
♪ With us, evil lives on ♪
♪ The right side of wrong ♪
♪ There's so many ways to be wicked ♪
♪ Apple, apple, dip, dip ♪
♪ Want to try it? Tick, tick ♪
♪ Take a bite, come on, be bold ♪
♪ Change the way the story's told ♪
♪ This time, the dark is finally getting your attention ♪
♪ We're wicked by the book, and class is back in session ♪
♪ You like it, steal it, gotta beat 'em to the treasure ♪
♪ A rite of passage ♪
♪ Bad just doesn't get much better ♪
♪ Long live havin' some fun ♪
♪ We take what we want ♪
♪ There's so many ways to be wicked ♪
♪ Mother always knows best ♪
♪ Show her, pass every test ♪
♪ Hear her voice in my head ♪
♪ Evil is the only ♪
♪ Real way to win ♪
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
- ♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪ - (laughter)
Let's go!
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Long live havin' some fun ♪
♪ We take what we want ♪
♪ There's so many ways to be wicked ♪
♪ With us, evil lives on ♪
♪ The right side of wrong ♪
♪ There's so many ways to be wicked ♪
(cheering)
Yeah!
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ W-I-C-K-E-D ♪
♪ We got all the ways to be ♪
♪ So many ways to be wicked ♪
(all shouting "Mal", camera shatters clicking)
- Mal, please, over here! Mal! - Only three days to the Royal Cotillion.
Woman: Ever think a girl like you would be Lady of the Court?
Man: How does it feel to be the most envied girl in Auradon?
Well, do you like being blonde?
Is your mother still a lizard?
(clears throat) Okay. All right. Excuse me.
Uh, we will let you know if and when
that particular situation changes.
Did you ever think you'd be with a Villain Kid?
(chuckles)
We're done here.
Okay. Shush, shush. Shoosh, shoosh.
(chuckles)
This is still a school, so if you're here,
you're either skipping or trespassing.
- Just one quick question. - Shush. Shush.
- Man: Fairy Godmother! - Shhh.
Shhh. Shhh.
- Ben: Thank you, guys. - Mal: Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Mal. Ben.
- Fairy Godmother. - Fairy Godmother.
[♪♪]
- Whew. - (laughs)
Don't pay any attention to them.
Well, that's a lot easier said than done, right?
- (chuckles) - I know. I know.
You know, maybe we should do something.
We should go somewhere. Get away.
- Yeah. - You know, what do...
I have a council meeting. I'm so late!
- That's okay. - We'll... We'll do it sometime. Uh...
If we don't do a fitting for your gown right this minute,
you'll be dancing in your bathrobe, okay?
Hi. Let's go. Let's go.
- Bye, Ben. - Bye.
King Ben! King Ben! King Ben!
- (indistinct shouting) - Uh...
[♪♪]
(hisses)
(grunts)
Oh! Okay, Evie, I cannot breathe.
Well, you can breathe after Cotillion.
Well, I sincerely doubt that.
I have at least 20 more events directly behind it,
and I can't even remember what a single one of them is.
(scoffs) Impeccable.
- Evie? - Hmm?
Do you ever think about what we'd be doing if we were back on the Isle right now?
(laughs) That's funny.
(dramatic music plays)
Ah! Look who's on TV.
(chuckles)
Reporter: As the royal couple
continues their tour of the kingdom,
they dined with Aladdin and Jasmine.
- Six months ago... - Yeah. (chuckles)
no one thought King Ben and his girlfriend
from the wrong side of the bridge would last.
(chuckles) Yeah. No kidding.
Mal must be counting the days until the Royal Cotillion...
- (gasps) -when she will officially become a Lady of the Court.
(paper rustling)
Read it fast at lightning speed.
Remember everything I need.
I know Mal's secret to fitting in,
and Ben wouldn't like it one bit.
Haven't you guys had enough secrets between the two of you already?
Evie, you remember what I was like
before I started using my spell book.
I mean, I was a complete disaster.
Well, personally, as your best friend,
- I strongly believe that this spell book... - Ah!
It belongs in the museum, along with my mirror.
Don't give me the face.
Put the pout away.
Mm-hmm. You know I'm right.
You don't ever miss running wild
and just breaking all the rules?
Like stealing and lying and fighting?
- Yeah! - No!
- What? - (chuckles) Why would we?
M, come here.
Look at where we are. We're in Auradon!
And we're Auradon girls now.
Since Mal revealed her love of strawberries,
- she has received hundreds of cartons from her admirers. -(shrieks)
Here she is enjoying a cozy bite...
See, this is the land of opportunity.
We can be whatever we want to be here.
So, please,
let's just leave the past in the past, okay?
Besides, I mean, look at the shoes.
(chuckles) Look at them.
- Mm. Severe. - (laughs)
- Hi, Jay. - Hey.
- Jay. - Hey, what's up?
- Hi. - Why do you torture them?
Just pick someone to take to Cotillion already.
(sighs) I'm going solo.
That way, I can dance with all of them.
Ah! You're the expert.
Um, Jay...
if you were gonna ask someone,
what's the best way to go?
Listen, all you got to do...
is look like me.
- Oh, ha-ha. - (laughs)
- Mal. - Hey, Jane.
Hey.
I was wondering... uh...
[♪♪]
If you liked the...
carrot cake last night.
I had the pumpkin pie.
- Oh, cool. Um, uh... - Smooth.
I have an opening for a fitting at 3:00. Who wants it?
Me! Sorry.
Perfect. I'll take you later.
- Okay, well... - Mal?
- Yes? - I hate to keep bugging you,
but the decorating committee needs more answers.
So, as much as I hate to, um...
you know, um...
- Bug me? - Right.
Yeah, Jane, I would love to. I just have to get to class.
- You know, just nod if you like it. - Okay.
Chair swags. Entry banner. Twinkle lights.
Napkin design. Table bunting.
And you still haven't picked the party favors yet.
Honestly, Jane, whatever you think...
I mean, we can do chains, key charms, pen toppers.
I kind of love the pen toppers,
but, I mean, we can do all three.
(chuckles nervously)
I say pen toppers.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- You won't regret it. - (laughing) Okay.
I can hardly wait to see what your wedding will look like!
Me, too. Wait! What?!
The Royal Cotillion is like getting engaged
to be engaged to be engaged.
- (gasps) I knew it! - Well, everyone knows it.
I didn't know it! How come nobody told me that?
- Is my entire life just planned out in front of me... - Hi, Mal.
- Hi, Ben. - Hi, Ben.
Oh, oh. Quick moment.
- Uh... - All right, they're almost finished
with the surprise for Mal's big night.
Snow White, Belle.
But the one you designed for Mal is my favorite.
Make sure her eyes are green.
Uh... see you later.
Okay.
- Which green should they use? - Uh...
This one.
What about peacock feathers?
Yeah, I bet you nobody's gonna have those at Cotillion.
Chad, when I look at you,
all I can think of is...
- "king." - (gasps)
- And fake fur... - Uh-huh.
Fake fur says it all.
Loud and clear.
Amphitheater in five!
Why did the coach make him captain instead of me?
I'm obviously better. "King Chad," though.
I do rather like that. (chuckles)
You know who else would like that?
- Who? - Audrey.
- She would. - Chad, let's go.
I'm coming. Yeah.
Oh.
It... I...
- Come on. - It's just...
(both laugh)
- Not a lot of there there. - Not a lot of there there.
Someone's obviously having some trouble
dealing with his break-up with Audrey.
Yes.
I've been doing the numbers.
Yeah?
And after we collect from all the girls for their gowns
and Chad's cape...
(computer beeps)
(chuckles)
Wow!
No wonder people work.
What am I gonna do with all this money?
I think in the next few years,
you could buy that castle you always wanted.
(chuckles)
That way, you wouldn't need a prince.
You're right, I don't. Because I have you.
Hi, Mal.
(chuckling) Hi.
I have a little surprise for you.
Again? Wow.
That's like every day now.
Or every other day. The even dates.
Because you're...
even more perfect than I thought.
(laughs)
That is me. I am perfect.
Come on, let me spoil you.
You didn't have a lot growing up.
We managed.
Hey, didn't you donate that to the museum?
Is that still in there?
Um, I got to get to class. I really don't want to be late.
- No. You come this way. - (sighs)
- (Mal chuckles) - First off...
- (gasps) - Ta-da!
- What?! - You like it?
Ben... (chuckles)
does an ogre like cheese puffs?
This is amazing!
It's purple.
I didn't get you anything.
You're taking me on a picnic
with all my favorite foods, remember?
No, that's Thursday.
- It is Thursday. - No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
- No, it's not. - It is.
I knew that.
- I mean, if you don't have it, that's fine. - No, no, no.
I was fully messing with you. I knew it was Thursday.
I just have one more thing to go bake, and then I am all yours.
Well, what about class?
- She multi tasks. - (chuckles)
- She dabbles. - She dabbles. (laughs)
- You're the best! - That's me!
All right, boys. Let's line it up.
- Carlos, you're with me. Let's go. - Carlos: Yeah.
(chatter)
Assembler.
Salute. Lower the point.
Masks down.
En garde.
(grunting)
- Jay: Keep your center! - Carlos: Whoa!
(grunting)
Jay: Eyes on your opponent! Up and over.
[♪♪]
Boy: Get him, Jay!
[♪♪]
Jay: Practice.
- Carlos: Watch out, Jay. - Chad: Nice!
[♪♪]
- Jay, what happened? - Finish him.
[♪♪]
- It's Lonnie! - (cheers and applause)
(chuckles) Not bad.
You should put me on the team.
Hey, w-what?! No, no, no.
We'll... We'll be the laughing stock of the league.
A-And what's gonna happen next? We'll have girls playing tourney?
- Come on, guys. - So?
So? Uh, so, have you not read the rule book?
Section 2, paragraph 3, 11-4.
"A team will be comprised of a captain and eight men."
Hmm? Why don't you read the rule book?
Okay, yeah, but you're down a man!
I mean, since Ben had to leave to do all that king stuff.
Exactly. We're down a man.
Jay...
I'm sorry. Coach trusts me.
I'm not gonna stay captain if I just throw out the rule book.
If my mother thought that way, she would have lost the war.
(scoffs)
Okay.
Rule book. Rule book.
All right, guys. Practice is over. Let's go.
Jane!
- Jane, hey. Hey. - Hey, Carlos, what's up?
- (dog growls) - Uh...
- Not much. You? - Way too much.
We were gonna go with the blue and gold banners for Cotillion,
but now we can't find the right shade of blue.
Oh, yeah, no, that's a... That's a bummer.
- Um, speaking of Cotillion... - I know, right?
- It's all anybody is talking about. Cotillion 24/7. - I...
It's like they've never been to one before.
Uh... I haven't, actually.
Oh.
Lucky. I always end up serving punch with my mom anyway.
This year, I got stuck on the decorating committee
because Audrey went off to a spa vacation with Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather.
Jane, maybe we should just...
Skip the whole thing?
(scoffs) I really, really wish I could.
It's so nice to have a friend who's on the same wavelength.
Oh, you got me.
- (both laugh) - (cellphone rings)
(groans) I got to go.
Great practice, though.
Yeah.
See ya. Hey, Mom.
[♪♪]
(dog whimpers)
It wasn't the right time, all right?
(chatter)
(bells chime)
"How to get out of the friend zone."
Reporter: They dined with Aladdin and Jasmine.
I see you reading over my shoulder.
Six months ago, no one thought...
(camera shutters clicking)
the wrong side of the bridge would last.
Mal must be counting the days until the Royal Cotillion,
- when she will officially become a Lady of the Court. -(dog whines)
[♪♪]
(breathing heavily)
Whoa. Easy, girl.
What? You think this is so easy?!
You don't have people taking a photo of you
every single time you open your mouth to say boo!
I mean, it's not that I could even say, "Boo,"
but, you know what I...
I'm sorry.
Carlos, don't you ever miss screaming at people
and just making them run away from you?
(scoffs) You're thinking of my mother,
and I was usually on the other end of that.
So, not really. No.
Oh, hey!
- Did you bring it? - (sighs)
(growls lightly)
(door opens)
[♪♪]
- (growls) - Hi.
Just came to use your 3D printer. Won't be a sec.
How'd you get a key to my room?
Oh, I printed it off last time I was in here.
Uh...
you guys were sleeping.
Look, I just... Your printer's so much better than mine,
and you install these hacks and everything runs so much smoother than mine and...
Out!
[♪♪]
Now.
Fine. Fine.
Chad!
What? Hmm?
Leave the key.
[♪♪]
- Mal? - Hmm?
- My potion? - Hmm.
Yeah. Um...
So, this thing will make me say what I really feel to Jane?
Yeah. I mean, this is a truth gummie,
so take it or leave it.
Perfect.
Hold on, though.
Are you sure that you want to be taking this?
Because this is gonna make you say the truth all the time, no matter what,
and the only reason that I'm asking is because I know that if I took this right now,
I would get myself sent back to the Isle.
Which, it's not that that sounds super unappealing,
- but, you know... - Yeah.
I'll take my chances, I guess.
- Okay. - (growls)
Ohh! Bad dog!
(groans)
- (gasps) - Man, that thing was nasty!
And you... you just got to man up.
[♪♪]
And while you're at it, scratch my butt.
You heard him.
Scratch his butt.
Mal.
- You're just gonna leave me with him? - (door opens, closes)
Come on. You scratch your own all the time.
[♪♪]
(dramatic music plays)
Ugh!
(all gasping)
[♪♪]
(seagulls calling)
[♪♪]
(chatter)
[♪♪]
(grunts)
(laughter)
Poser.
Traitor!
- Hello? - (indistinct shouting)
Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces.
- You know what I mean? - Gil!
You want to quit choking down yolks
and get with the program?
(gulps) Yeah. What they said.
That little traitor, who left us in the dirt.
Who turned her back on evil.
Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang.
(parrot squawks)
Back when we were kids.
Come on, you guys remember.
She called her Shrimpy, and the name just kind of...
- stuck. - (sighs)
That snooty little witch,
who grabbed everything she wanted
and left me nothing.
No, she left you that sandbox,
and then she said that you could have the shrimp...
- (slams table) - I need you to stop talking.
Look, we have her turf now.
They can stay in Bore-adon.
Harry, that's her turf now!
And I want it, too.
We should not be getting her leftovers.
Son of Hook, son of Gaston,
and me, most of all, daughter of Ursula!
What's my name?
Uma!
What's my name?
Mm. Uma?
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
All: Uma!
♪ This is all hands on deck ♪
♪ Calling out to lost boys and girls ♪
♪ I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect ♪
♪ We won't stop till we rule the world ♪
♪ It's our time, we up next ♪
♪ Our sail's about to be set ♪
♪ They ain't seen nothing yet ♪
♪ Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Say it louder ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ No one's gonna stop us ♪
♪ Soon the world will be ours ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
♪ What's it, what's it ♪
- ♪ Say it loud! ♪ - ♪ Uma, Uma ♪
- ♪ All eyes on me, let me see 'em ♪ -♪ Uma, Uma ♪
♪ What's it, what's it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Uma-ah-ah-ah! ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ I'm the queen of this town ♪
♪ I call the shots, you know who I am ♪
♪ I don't need to wear no fake crown ♪
♪ Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance ♪
♪ It's our time, we up next ♪
♪ My crew's as real as it gets ♪
♪ The worst is now the best ♪
♪ And leaving us here will be their last regret ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Say it louder ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ No one's gonna stop us ♪
♪ Soon the world will be ours ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
♪ What's it, what's it, say it, say it ♪
♪ You know what they say, bad girls have all the fun ♪
♪ Never learned how to count 'cause I'm number one ♪
♪ Ready, here we come, we always get our way ♪
♪ It's a pirate's life every single day, hey ♪
♪ She's the captain, I'm the first mate ♪
♪ Enemies seasick, can't see straight ♪
♪ Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook ♪
♪ Uma's so hot, they get burned if they look ♪
Oh!
♪ It's all eyes on me, on me let me see 'em ♪
♪ I see your eyes on me, boys ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ You know what my name is ♪ - Dance over there!
♪ Say it, say it louder! ♪
- Hook me! - (laughs)
(laughs)
Come on!
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Say it louder ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Uma! ♪ - ♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ No one's gonna stop us ♪
♪ Soon the world will be ours ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ Say it louder ♪ - ♪ Uma, Uma ♪
♪ Ooh, say it louder ♪
♪ What's it, what's it, say it, say it ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Um ♪
♪ Uma, Uma, la la Uma ♪
♪ Uma! ♪
(laughter)
(screams)
Ursula: Shut your clams!
Mom!
These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!
(water splashes)
It's fine. It's fine.
'Cause when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon,
I will take it!
They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name...
Shrimpy!
[♪♪]
- Mm-hmm. - Ah.
(stammering)
[♪♪]
(bell chimes)
[♪♪]
Would you like a hot Hors d'oeuvre?
Yes, please.
Mmm!
This is the best thing I've ever had.
- (Ben chuckles) - So, you like it?
I more than like it. I, uh...
mmm... so like it. (chuckles)
(both laugh)
- Beef ragout? - Yeah. (chuckles)
- This is amazing. - Did I surprise you?
Oh, yeah, you surprised me.
This is every single dish Mrs. Potts made for my parents.
- What did it take you? Three days? - (clicks tongue)
You know, don't even ask me.
- (both laugh) - Yeah.
Well, it means a lot that you stopped and did all this for me.
Especially with all the craziness you've been put through.
I've missed you.
[♪♪]
We don't get much time to be just us anymore.
I know.
[♪♪]
(both chuckling)
You can't take me anywhere, right?
Uh... (laughs)
Do you have a... Do you have a napkin or something?
I do! I packed some.
- Oh, there is... - I think I stowed them away.
I can grab them.
What's this?
(chuckles)
I actually threw that in there super last-minute in case it rained or...
"Speed reading" spell.
"Blonde hair" spell.
[♪♪]
"Cooking" spell.
And I was giving you props for fitting in so well,
for doing your best.
Take back this moment that has passed.
Return it... Reverse it...
Are you trying to spell me right now?!
- Ben, it has been so hard for me! - Yes! Some things are hard!
Do you think learning to be king has been easy for me?
- No! (chuckles) - I thought we were doing this together!
Ben, we are in this together.
But we're not, Mal. We're not.
Y-You've been keeping secrets and lying to me.
- (laughs nervously) - I thought we were done with that.
This isn't the Isle of the Lost, Mal.
Yeah. Believe me, I know that!
Then why are you doing this?
Because... (scoffs)
I'm not one of those pretty pink princesses, Ben.
I'm not one of those ladies from the Court.
I'm a big fake, okay?
(sighs) I'm fake.
This is fake.
This is fake. (scoffs)
(sighs)
[♪♪]
Take this feast, this sumptuous meal,
return it back to what is real.
This is who I really am.
[♪♪]
- Mal. - No. No.
Peanut butter and jelly is my favorite!
(plate clatters)
(Ben sighs)
[♪♪]
(sobs)
I don't belong here.
(breathing heavily)
Okay.
[♪♪]
Okay. Okay.
Let's blow this Popsicle stand. Yeah? (chuckles)
[♪♪]
(breathing heavily)
Noble steed, proud and fair, you shall take me anywhere.
[♪♪]
Okay. Whew.
Please work.
[♪♪]
Oh!
[♪♪]
- (tires screech) - Whoa, what?
- (woman screams) - Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Watch it!
[♪♪]
(clock chiming)
- Deborah? - Deborah: Yes, Your Majesty?
Can you ask Lumiere to call me regarding Cotillion?
- Yes, sir. - Thank you.
- (knock on door) - Ben?
Evie! Come on in.
Mal's gone back to the Isle.
(sighs)
Ben...
[♪♪]
(mumbles)
This is my fault. This is my fault. I-I blew it.
She'd been under so much pressure lately,
and instead of being understanding,
I just went all Beast on her.
I have to go there and apologize.
I have to go there and... and beg her to come back.
- Ben, you'll never find her. - I...
You need to know the Isle and how it works and...
[♪♪]
You have to take me with you.
Yes! Uh, are... are you sure?
Yeah.
She's my best friend.
And we'll bring the boys, too,
because there's safety in numbers,
and none of us is really too popular over there right now.
- Thank you. - But let's get two things straight.
You have to promise me that I won't get stuck there again.
I promise.
And there's no way you're going looking like that.
(seagulls calling)
(chatter)
(cat yowls)
♪ What you rather be tonight? ♪
♪ Doesn't matter what we do ♪
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be with you ♪
♪ Rather be with you, Rather be with you ♪
♪ Doesn't matter what we do ♪
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be with you ♪
♪ Rather be with you ♪
♪ Doesn't matter who is who ♪
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be with you ♪
♪ Rather be with you ♪
♪ You, you ♪
♪ I'd rather be with you ♪
♪ You, you ♪
♪ I'd rather be with you ♪
♪ You, you ♪
♪ I'd rather be with you ♪
- ♪ You, you ♪ - Mal!
Is Evie back, too?
(chuckles) As if.
I, um, forgot that you guys don't open till midnight.
Place looks good.
(giggles)
So what is your deal?
Has your grandmother given you any customers yet?
Ah, just a witch here and there.
Mostly, it's a lot of scrubbing and scouring and sweeping.
Lots and lots of sweeping.
Sounds like the old Cinderella treatment, eh?
Yeah, she's gone from Wicked Stepmother
to Wicked Grandmother.
That's not really much of a switch.
Hey, Dizzy, you used to do Evie, right?
Yeah. I thought of the little braids.
You have any ideas for me?
Mm.
The washed-out blonde with purple tips?
- The best of no worlds. - (chuckles)
You can't see where your face ends and your hair begins!
(scoffs)
Oh, what is this, "Bored to Death Pink"?
Hmm.
How far can I go?
(clicks tongue) The works?
I mean, whatever makes me feel like me,
but, you know... way worse.
Yay!
[♪♪]
♪ Hit it hard ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪
♪ Hit it hard ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪
♪ You really like it ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You really need it ♪
♪ So, come on, hit it hard ♪
♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo-oo ♪
♪ Hit it hard ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪
♪ Hit it hard ♪
Hey! There I am.
(chuckles) Voila!
- Voila. - (giggles)
- For me? - Yeah.
- You earned it. - (both laugh)
Fork it over, you runt.
Now the rest of it.
(cash register dings)
Hmm. Thank you. Mm-hmm.
Still running errands for Uma,
or do you actually get to keep what you steal?
Well, well, well.
What a nice surprise.
Hi, Harry.
Just wait until Uma hears you're back.
She's never gonna give you back your old territory.
Oh, well, that's okay.
Because I will be taking it.
(chuckles lightly)
I could hurt you.
[♪♪]
Not without her permission, I bet.
(chuckles)
[♪♪]
Great. More sweeping.
Ben: Jay, keys. Remote.
Wait! Something's wrong.
- Oh. - There.
- Shotgun! - No, Dude. Stay.
The Isle is way too dangerous.
- (groans) - (gasps)
Did he just...
Talk? Yeah. I know. Tell you later.
- Let's go. - Evie: Yeah.
Okay, once we cross the bridge,
park under the pier in the old garage. Got it?
Ben: Got it.
[♪♪]
Ben, help me with the tarp.
[♪♪]
- Jay? - Jay: Yeah?
[♪♪]
I got it.
It's really weird being back here.
We'll get in and get out.
[♪♪]
Jay!
[♪♪]
Hey, what's in here?
Ben!
You don't want to know.
Hey, guys.
Keep it chill, all right?
The last thing we need is our parents figuring out we're here.
[♪♪]
(chatter)
[♪♪]
Hey! Hey! Stop.
[♪♪]
Just take it.
[♪♪]
- Go on. - (giggling)
[♪♪]
Ugh. Ben.
[♪♪]
(sighs)
(growls)
- Ben, stop. Just stop. - Hey, man!
- Ben: Why? - This isn't a parade. It's the Isle.
Keep your hands in your pockets unless you're stealing.
You either slouch or strut.
And never, ever smile.
- Okay, thanks. - No!
No "thank you's," and drop the "please," too.
Just... chill.
♪ Let me tell you something you can really trust ♪
♪ Everybody's got a wicked side ♪
♪ I know you think that you could never be like us ♪
♪ Watch and learn so you can get it right ♪
♪ You need to drag your feet ♪
♪ You need to nod your head ♪
♪ You need to lean back ♪
♪ Slip through the cracks ♪
♪ You need to not care ♪
Carlos: Uh, you need to not stare.
♪ You need a whole lotta help ♪
You need to not be yourself.
♪ You wanna be cool ♪
♪ Let me show you how ♪
♪ Need to break the rules ♪
♪ I can show you how ♪
♪ And once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ Yeah, once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ You'll be chillin', chillin' ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Chillin' like ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ A villain ♪
♪ You draw attention when you act like that ♪
♪ Let us teach you how to disappear ♪
♪ You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat ♪
♪ You gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here ♪
- (yowls) -♪ You need to watch your back ♪
♪ You need to creep around ♪
♪ You need to slide real smooth ♪
♪ Don't make a sound ♪
♪ And if you want it, take it ♪
♪ And you can't take it, break it ♪
♪ If you care about your health ♪
Seriously, you need to not be yourself.
♪ You wanna be cool ♪
♪ Let me show you how ♪
♪ Need to break the rules ♪
♪ I can show you how ♪
♪ And once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ Yeah, once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ You'll be chillin', chillin' ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like ♪
♪ I really wanna be bad a lot ♪
♪ And I've giving it my best shot ♪
♪ But it's hard being what I'm not ♪
Well, if you don't you're gonna get us caught.
♪ He's right, we gotta stay low-key ♪
♪ Now show us how bad you can be ♪
- Like this? -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Like this?
Oh, yeah, I think I got this.
Let's go, I'm ready to rock this.
♪ And I ain't gonna thank you for your help ♪
♪ I think I found the worst in myself ♪
♪ You wanna be cool ♪
♪ Let me show you how ♪
♪ Need to break the rules ♪
♪ I can show you how ♪
♪ And once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ Yeah, once you catch this feeling ♪
♪ You'll be chillin', chillin' ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
♪ Chillin' ♪
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
- ♪ Chillin' ♪ - Hey!
♪ Chillin' like a villain ♪
(Ben humming)
Hey, man. Hey!
Hey, I know you!
Uh, no. Don't know you, either, man.
Uh, yeah, you do.
Come on, man. Really? Huh?
Dude, I'll give you a hint.
My dad is quick, slick and his neck...
Huh?
Is incredibly thick.
Come on, man. I kn... Huh? Huh.
Huh? Huh.
- (gasps) Oh! You're King Ben! - Okay, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, you totally are King Ben,
and you're J-Jay, Carlos, Evie.
Hey, guys.
Oh, Uma's gonna love this!
(giggles)
Come on.
(mechanical whirring)
Wish me luck.
All the way up.
Good luck.
(sighs)
(can rattling, air hissing)
[♪♪]
At least I don't see a picture of me with horns and a pitch fork.
Ben.
Mal, I'm so sorry about our fight.
It was all my fault. It...
Please come home.
[♪♪]
Ben, (scoffs)
I am home.
I brought the limo. (chuckles)
It's a sweet ride.
(sniffles) I don't fit in, Ben.
[♪♪]
I really gave it my best shot.
And if you think that I can change,
I think you're wrong.
Then I'll change.
I'll skip school, have more fun.
- You know, I-I'll blow off some of my responsibilities. - No, no! See?
I'm such a terrible influence.
It's only a matter of time before I do something so messed up
that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you.
Don't quit us, Mal.
[♪♪]
- The people love you. - (sighs)
I love you.
[♪♪]
Don't you love me?
[♪♪]
I have to take myself out of the picture
because it's what's best for you,
and it's what's best for Auradon.
Mal, no, please.
Mm.
Ben...
[♪♪]
I can't do this.
[♪♪]
You should go, Ben.
Ben, please go. Please leave.
[♪♪]
(inhales sharply)
Evie: So?
Where's Mal?
- She's not coming back. - What?
I'll talk to her.
M?
Mal, it's Evie.
Let me just talk to you for a second.
- Mal, come on. - (grunts)
Go away!
- (sighs) - Let's give her a couple of hours to cool off.
Guys!
Where's Ben?
Ben?
[♪♪]
Ben!
- (sighs) - Ben, don't scare us like that.
Don't scare you?
But that's my specialty.
- Harry. - What did you do with Ben?
Oh, uh, we nicked him. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
And if you want to see him again,
have Mal come to the Chip Shoppe tonight.
Alone.
Uma wants a little visit.
[♪♪]
Aw, Jay.
Seems like you've lost your touch.
- Hey! - Jay!
(laughs)
Hey!
(whistles)
If you guys never would have brought him here,
this never would have happened.
What were you thinking?!
He was gonna come with or without us.
We just wanted to protect him.
Yeah, and we completely blew it, guys.
Okay! Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
"We" are not doing anything.
This is between Uma and me.
And she's a punk. And guess what?
Now I have to go get him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mal.
You're still gonna have to go through Harry Hook and his wharf rats.
Yeah, you're gonna need us.
- Uma said to come alone. - Mal, come on.
She said to come alone.
I know one thing.
I'm not going anywhere.
We'll be here when you get back.
(laughter)
Hey! I wanted the fried clams.
And I wanted a sea pony.
Life ain't fair!
(singsong voice): I'm back.
Loser, party of one.
Right this way, please.
(laughs)
(sighs)
- Place still stinks. - Oh, I'm sorry.
We're down a butler today...
Princess.
Where is he?
You know, I've dreamed of this.
(laughs)
You wanting something from me,
and me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook.
I'm so flattered that you dream of me.
I haven't given you a thought since I left.
- (slams table) - Obviously.
[♪♪]
You have your perfect, little life, don't you?
Doesn't she have the perfect, little life?
(laughter)
And we're 20 years into a garbage strike.
Listen, if you have some kind of score to settle with me,
game on.
I see no need to bring Ben into this.
(laughs)
It may be a little unnecessary,
but, oh, it is so much fun.
Here's the deal.
Just like your mother... Always a catch.
[♪♪]
If you win...
Ben is free to go.
[♪♪]
Hmm?
Don't you want to know what I get if I win?
- Still dreaming. - Mm.
Last time I checked, your mother thought
she had things all sewn up, too, huh?
How'd that work out for her again?
On three.
- One. - Two.
- Three. - Three.
(chuckles)
[♪♪]
You know, that whole princess act?
Ugh. Never bought it for a second.
You can stick a tiara on a villain,
but you're still a villain.
And you can slap a pirate hat on,
but you're still Shrimpy. (gasps)
[♪♪]
(chuckles)
[♪♪]
(chuckles)
If I win...
you bring me the wand.
- (cheers and applause) - (laughs)
(cheers and applause continue)
Now... if you want beasty boy back,
bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand
to my ship tomorrow at 12:00 noon...
sharp.
Oh, and if you blab...
you can kiss your baby goodbye.
[♪♪]
(laughs)
There's no way we're gonna give Uma the wand.
We can't just let her destroy Auradon.
Uma doesn't get the wand, then Ben is toast, guys.
Right, so, we're gonna give Uma, of all people, the wand.
- Do we have another choice? - Mal: Wait! You guys!
- Your 3D printer. - A phony wand?
- Yes! - In my sleep.
And the second Uma tests it, she'll know it's fake.
Well, okay, so then we just get Ben out really fast. We need some kind of diversion.
Smoke bombs!
That's perfect. I'll get the chemicals I need
from Lady Tremaine's place. That could work.
Oh, and sick hair, by the way.
Evil Stepmom seriously stepped up her game.
Okay, do you want to know something?
- Dizzy did this. - Little Dizzy? Shut up!
I know. I'm, like, loving it.
- It's, like, a lot lighter. - Really proud of her.
- (clears throat) - Hello?
Right.
Carlos, Jay, you guys meet us at Pirates Bay
no later than noon.
And, you guys, losing... Not an option.
'Cause we're rotten...
Together: To the core.
Let's do this.
[♪♪]
(gasps)
- Shh. - Okay.
Evie?
- Evie! You came back! - Hi!
Hey. So great to see you, too.
Is it all just like we imagined?
Do they really have closets you can walk into?
Have you been to a real swimming pool?
What does ice cream taste like?
It's cold and it's sweet,
and if you eat it too fast, it gives you a headache.
- Really? - Yeah.
I saved your sketch book for you.
You did?
Dizzy!
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
[♪♪]
I made this dress out of an old curtain and safety pins.
(chuckles)
It reminds me of the dress you made for Mal when she met Jasmine.
- I spilled curry all over that. - You did.
(laughs) Yeah, I saw that.
You're totally right, Dizzy.
This was... this was totally the inspiration for that.
I knew it!
You can take the girl out of the Isle,
but you can't take the Isle out of the girl.
[♪♪]
Is this...
too much, or is this fabulous?
Hand me the glue gun!
[♪♪]
Hi.
Oh, I'm sorry I'm so late, Dude.
- Ben got captured. - Don't.
Why is our door open?
(printer whirring)
You've got to be kidding me.
- I knocked. (chuckles) - Go on, Dude.
- What is that? - Oh. (laughs)
That's a little Chad action figure.
Zoom! (chuckles) Well, minus the head.
Sounds like an improvement. Excuse me.
All right. Here we go.
(gasps) Why are you guys making Fairy Godmother's wand?
Oh.
Uh, why are we making Fairy Godmother's wand?
Because, uh...
Ben's been captured!
What?!
- Dude can talk? - I was stalling.
I thought you forgot.
Don't tell anyone!
Ben's life depends on it.
Really?
So, if something were to happen,
you know what I'm saying...
Something bad, we get it.
(chuckles) God forbid.
But if something were to happen,
who do you think would be in line to be king?
- Is it me, or is that in really poor taste? -(scoffs)
[♪♪]
(scoffs) I'm taking this.
And if you think I...
Thank you, Jay.
- All right. - (printer whirs)
- Got it? - Yeah, I got it.
- Careful. - I got it.
Perfect. That makes five smoke bombs.
Okay. I think that's enough, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
M, how amazing would this look
with my shredded tee and my heart purse?
- Very amazing. - Dizzy: Take it.
Take a bunch.
Oh, Dizzy!
Oh, my gosh. (gasps)
- Thank you. - It would make me so happy
to know that you were wearing something of mine in Auradon.
Almost like me being there myself.
I really wish I could take you with me.
At least one of us had her dream come true, right?
- (chuckles) - Yeah.
- E, we got to go. - Okay.
[♪♪]
She's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
But she could be so much more.
(sighs)
Let's go.
(laughs)
That one was epic. That went on for actual days.
Like it mattered, right?
They were both undone by True Love's Kiss.
Together: Works every time.
(laughs)
I really thought that's what you and Ben had.
Do you want to talk about it?
Nah. I'm not coming back, Evie.
I can't. I really tried to tell you.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I saw the way your face lit up
when we walked through those dorm rooms for the first time.
And I couldn't spoil that for you.
If you're staying, I'm staying, too.
No.
Evie, you are an Auradon girl.
And I am...
and will always be...
(chuckles)
the girl from the Isle.
(gears cranking)
[♪♪]
♪ I didn't know what you ♪
♪ Were going through ♪
♪ I thought that you were fine ♪
♪ Why did you have to hide? ♪
♪ I didn't want to let you down ♪
♪ But the truth is out ♪
♪ It's tearing me apart ♪
♪ Not listening to my heart ♪
♪ I really had to go ♪
♪ And I would never stop you ♪
♪ Even though we've changed ♪
♪ Nothing has to change ♪
♪ And you can find me in the space between ♪
♪ Where two worlds come to meet ♪
♪ I'll never be out of reach ♪
♪ 'Cause you're a part of me ♪
♪ So you can find me in the space between ♪
♪ You'll never be alone ♪
♪ No matter where you go ♪
♪ We can meet in the space between ♪
♪ There are no words left to say ♪
♪ I know you got to find your place ♪
♪ But this is not the end ♪
♪ No, you're part of who I am ♪
♪ Even if we're worlds apart ♪
♪ You're still in my heart ♪
♪ It will always be ♪
♪ You and me ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You can find me in the space between ♪
♪ Where two worlds come to meet ♪
♪ We'll never be out of reach ♪
♪ Never be out of reach ♪
♪ No, 'cause you're a part of me ♪
♪ So you can find me in the space between ♪
♪ You'll never be alone ♪
♪ No matter where you go ♪
♪ We can meet ♪
♪ In the space between ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ No matter where you go ♪
♪ We can meet in the space between ♪
(laughs)
(snoring)
(printer beeps, whirs)
- Carlos! - Hmm? What?
- Not bad. - Yeah.
- Let's go. - Let's go. Yeah.
Dude: Hey, guys. What about me?
No, Dude. You stay. I'm serious. Stay.
(whines)
I love you, buddy. We'll be back before you know it.
Oh, hey, have you seen Evie?
Uh...
She went camping.
Evie-I-want-to- live-in-a-castle
sleeping on the ground with no place to plug in a hair dryer?
You know how spontaneous she is, bro.
(laughing) Yeah. Totally. Totally.
Later, Doug.
I'm coming with you guys.
(laughs) What?
We don't need swords at the...
Waffle Hut.
You're going to the Isle to rescue Ben.
Look, it's either you take me
or I'm gonna have to tell Fairy Godmother.
Okay! Really?
[♪♪]
(sighs)
Coochy, coochy, coo.
How's it feel to be the king now, eh?
(laughs)
Give it a rest, Harry. Give it a rest.
We don't want damaged goods.
You said that I could hook him.
I said at noon.
20 more minutes.
(watch ticking)
That says 11:30.
Ah.
You better hope your girlfriend comes through.
Mm-hmm.
Well, she's not my girlfriend anymore.
(Harry chuckles)
Leave us alone, Harry.
19 minutes to go now.
Go.
I get that you don't deserve this.
(laughs)
"This?"
This island is a prison, thanks to your father.
And don't pretend to look out for me.
Because no one's looking out for me.
It's just me.
So this isn't your mom's plan?
- (scoffs) - Isn't that her necklace?
My mom doesn't care about me, either.
Well, not unless she needs someone for the night shift.
Ouch.
I don't need your pity.
No, you certainly don't.
You're very resourceful.
I don't see you tied up.
(chuckles)
All right. So let's trash talk Mal.
I'd rather talk about you.
Mm. Funny and a gentleman.
I really hope I don't have to feed you to the fishes.
Well, you don't. Set me free, and we'll go back together.
Oh, so now I get an invite?
(laughs) Gee, I wonder why.
When you brought Mal, Evie, Carlos, and Jay to Auradon,
that's as mad as I've ever been in my life.
And trust me, I've been plenty mad.
I never thought of it like that before.
That I could've hurt the people I didn't pick.
My plan was to start with four kids and bring more people over.
I guess I was busy being king.
That sounds lame.
I'm so sorry.
You're a leader, Uma.
So am I.
Come to Auradon and be part of the solution.
Me?
Part of your solution?
Nah.
I don't need you.
I'm gonna get there on my own.
Harry!
Let's see what this puppy can do.
- I'll get the swords. - Okay.
- Oh, Lonnie! - I made them bring me.
Oh, I'm so glad.
Hi. Welcome to the Isle.
- It's good to see you. - Thanks.
And Dude.
I told you to stay.
I flunked obedience class.
Great. And he can still talk.
You're lucky I love you. Come on.
Ooh. Here, let me see.
Wow, what a beauty.
- It's noon. - All right.
- Are we ready? - Yeah.
Let's do this.
Stay!
(Dude grumbles)
I mean it.
[♪♪]
Hey, guys!
They're here!
Welcome!
Finally! (laughs)
♪ Let's get this party started ♪
♪ I swear I'm cold hearted ♪
♪ There's no negotiation ♪
♪ I'm not here for debatin' ♪
♪ You need some motivation? ♪
♪ Just look at Ben's face, then ask yourself ♪
♪ How long you think I'll remain patient ♪
♪ I'll throw him overboard ♪
♪ And let him swim with killer sharks ♪
♪ You either hand over the wand, or he'll be ripped apart ♪
♪ Now let's all just be smart ♪
♪ Although for you, that must be hard ♪
- (laughs) - ♪ You'll get your want ♪
♪ No one has to come to any harm ♪
♪ Don't try to intimidate ♪
♪ Your bark is much worse than your bite ♪
♪ Who's the baddest of them all? ♪
♪ I guess we're finding out tonight ♪
♪ Let's go, bring it on ♪
♪ Better give us what we want ♪
♪ It's the wand for the crown ♪
♪ If you don't, it's going down ♪
♪ Let's go, make your move ♪
♪ Peace or war, it's up to you ♪
♪ Give him up and do it now ♪
♪ If you don't, it's going down ♪
♪ We want the wand, or else the king is gone ♪
♪ Your time is running out ♪
♪ You should really watch your mouth ♪
♪ Let's go, pound for pound ♪
♪ We're prepared to stand our ground ♪
♪ Put your swords up ♪
♪ Put 'em up, it's going down ♪
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Make the trade! ♪
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Or walk the plank! ♪
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Make the trade! ♪
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Or walk the plank! ♪
[♪♪]
♪ Okay, look, this is not a conversation ♪
♪ It's a do-or-die situation ♪
♪ If you don't give me back the king ♪
♪ I'll have no hesitation ♪
♪ I'll serve you right here ♪
♪ And I don't need a reservation ♪
♪ That way your whole "pirate crew" ♪
♪ Can have a demonstration ♪
♪ Release him now ♪
- (laughs) -♪ And we can go our separate ways ♪
♪ Unless you want to deal with me and the VKs ♪
- (laughs) -♪ So that's your big speech, huh? ♪
♪ An empty ultimatum? ♪
♪ All it takes is one swing, and I'll humiliate him! ♪
♪ Matter of fact, make one wrong move ♪
♪ And I'll debilitate him ♪
♪ And if he even starts to slip, I'll eliminate him ♪
♪ All it takes is one wrong look and I'll... ♪
Harry, we get it. Chill.
♪ Let's go, bring it on ♪
♪ Better give us what we want ♪
♪ It's the wand for the crown ♪
♪ If you don't, it's going down ♪
♪ Let's go, make your move ♪
♪ Peace or war, it's up to you ♪
♪ Give him up and do it now ♪
♪ If you don't, it's going down ♪
♪ We want the wand, or else the king is gone ♪
♪ Your time is running out ♪
♪ You should really watch your mouth ♪
♪ Let's go pound for pound ♪
♪ We're prepared to stand our ground ♪
♪ Put your swords up ♪
♪ Put 'em up, it's going down ♪
♪ Hey, we don't have to choose ♪
♪ We don't have to light the fuse ♪
♪ Mal, whatever you do, it's gonna be a lose-lose ♪
♪ There's got to be a better way ♪
♪ Uma, I promise I'll give you your chance ♪
♪ You'll have your say ♪
♪ Silly king, you give me? ♪
♪ You're gonna give me a chance? ♪
- ♪ Well, not a chance! ♪ - ♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Make the trade! ♪ - ♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Or walk the plank! ♪
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Make the trade! ♪ - ♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Or walk the plank! ♪
Hold up. Mm. Too easy.
Why don't you give it a test drive?
We want to see it work.
(laughs)
You always were quite the drama queen.
Oh, and nothing too big, or else Ben is fish bait.
(laughter)
We're dead.
(whimpers)
Okay.
Although it seems absurd, turn your bark into a word!
Talk, dog.
Does this vest make me look fat?
(laughter)
Hey, does anyone have some bacon? Cookies?
(laughs)
- Give me the wand! - Give me Ben!
Harry, bring him over.
Ooh, um, before you go,
tell your mom that Gaston says hi
and also tell your dad that my dad wishes
he'd finished off your dad when he had the chance.
Oh. Cut him loose, Harry.
(sighs) I never get to have any fun.
Yes!
Ben, go!
Yeah! (laughs)
- Go! Move! - Okay, okay.
By the power of the sea, tear it down and set us free!
(cheers and applause)
No! (grunts)
Ben!
You do not get to win every time!
Trust me.
Get 'em!
Ben!
[♪♪]
Aah!
Go!
(screams)
Hello, Jay. Well, well, well.
Aah!
Aaah!
Hey, Ben.
(laughs)
Here, take mine.
Amazeballs!
Hi. You miss me?
(grunting)
Let's dance.
Hey, Gil.
Get out of here, Ben.
Nice scarf.
It's mine now.
Ben.
Oh.
(laughs)
(groans)
(laughs)
(splash)
Aaah!
Harry: Uma!
Jay, go start the car.
I'll meet you guys there.
Ben, come on. Go!
Mal's mine!
Hiya.
Coochy, coochy, coo.
♪ Let's go, bring it on ♪
♪ Bring it on, it's going down ♪
♪ Time is running out ♪
Carlos! Smoke bomb.
♪ Let's go, pound for pound ♪
♪ We're prepared to stand our ground ♪
- (laughs) - ♪ Put your swords up ♪
♪ It's going down ♪
Evie: Let's go!
- Let's go, now! Go! - Come on!
♪ Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ What's my name? What's my name? ♪
- ♪ What's my name? ♪ - ♪ Uma, Uma-la-la-ooh ♪
♪ Say it nowwwwww! ♪
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
Nice work out there, Lonnie.
Come on, Dude, hop in.
Oh, now you listen to me.
- Let's go. - Come on, Evie, get in.
Let's go.
Mal!
No! Move! Get out of my way!
Lonnie: Come on, come on, come on.
Swords.
(engine starts)
(tires screech)
I'm really sorry that things didn't go
the way you wanted them to.
I mean, as long as you're safe, that's...
Well, I mean, at least I got to see the Isle.
They're my people, too.
Uma helped me see that.
Ben, Uma captured you.
She's an angry girl with a bad plan.
That's not so different from you when you came to Auradon, Mal.
Awkward.
Dude, I know you can talk,
but it doesn't always mean you should.
[♪♪]
Jay: Here we go.
(sighs)
Why don't you stop by practice later.
What, in the mood to break some rules?
(scoffs) No.
Lonnie: I'll get these back to the gym.
- Thanks. - See you later.
Ben, there you are. Cotillion's tonight.
Come here.
Look, this is the stained glass window for Mal.
Isn't it beautiful? She's gonna love it.
Do you want to cancel?
Um, you know what? I can come back.
- Uh, but, like, really, really soon. - No, no, no.
No, no, no. Now's fine. Um...
Do whatever you need to do.
- We need to talk. - Yeah.
No.
No?
You guys are always going off in a huddle,
whispering your girl talk stuff or whatever,
and Jay and I are tired of it.
I'm not.
We're your family, too.
We've been through a lot together.
We're not stopping that now, okay?
- Everyone sit. - (Dude woofs)
Come on.
- (Dude whines) - You too.
(sighs)
I don't know how to start girl talk.
What up?
(laughs)
Um, well...
I'm a mess. I'm such a mess.
(voice breaking) I mean, six months ago, I was, you know,
stealing candy from babies, and now
everybody wants me to be this Lady of the Court.
And I have no idea how to keep up the act.
Then don't.
See? This was dumb.
Maybe it wasn't.
We're always gonna be the kids from the Isle.
I tried to forget it.
I really tried, but those are our roots.
And we all did what we had to do to survive.
But it made us who we are.
And we're never gonna be like anybody else here.
And that's okay. That's okay.
And we can't fake it.
No.
Yeah. I mean, especially without my spell book.
Mal, if Ben doesn't love the real you,
then he's not the one.
I like that.
Give him a chance.
I'm gonna make some changes to your dress.
And if you're up for it... Only if you're up for it...
It will be waiting for you, okay?
(mouthing words)
- Come on, buddy. - (Dude whines)
(sighs)
Come to Cotillion tonight, all right?
If Ben isn't smart enough to love you
and you can't stand another day,
I'll drive you back tomorrow myself.
Okay?
Dude: "Girl talk." Crushed it.
(laughs) Yeah, except when it comes to asking Jane out.
Then I'm a total chicken.
I'm gonna paraphrase one of the bravest boys I know.
(clears throat)
If she does not like you, then she is not the one for you.
You really are a man's best friend.
- (bells chime) - Come on, let's go.
Let's bring it in, boys. Let's bring it in.
(sighs) All right.
You all know I come from the Isle, right,
where things are pretty whack.
(chuckles) No, but there is one thing
the Isle's got on Auradon.
If you're strong, we want you by our side... girl or boy.
(scoffs) Hey, Jay, hold on here.
We don't... We don't break the rules here in Auradon.
That's over on the Isle.
"The team shall be comprised of a captain and eight men."
So, uh...
give it up for your new team captain.
- Whoa! - What?!
(laughs)
Thank you.
Fine.
(whistle blows)
Give me 10! Come on, guys.
- 1, 2... - Pick it up, Chad.
- 3, 4... - Nice form, Jay.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
(whistle blows)
Okay, practice is over. Get out of here.
Go get ready for Cotillion.
Hey, Jay.
Yeah?
Wait until I tell my mom.
Let's get out of here.
Come in.
I have a scout badge in s'mores!
How could you go camping without me?
- What? - Are you seeing someone else?
- Are you? - No.
Is it Happy's son?
Because let me tell you, he is not as happy as his dad.
Kind of a dark streak, in fact.
Doug, Ben was captured on the Isle.
We rescued Ben and saved Auradon.
So you're not seeing Happy's son or anyone else?
Don't be dopey.
Besides, we have dresses to deliver.
It is Cotillion day, after all.
And you know what?
I was lucky enough to have been given a chance,
and now I need to give someone else a chance, too.
My Uncle Bashful used to say that.
- Did he? - Yeah.
But really quietly.
(laughs)
Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Say no more. - Jane. Jane. Jane!
Hey, hey, uh...
- Would you go to Cotillion with me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
We're all taking a stretch carriage over at 6:00.
No, no, no. The pen toppers are in the port side cabin.
No, I... I mean... with me.
Yeah, want me to swing by your room?
No, no, no. So, when you're on the boat facing the left...
Yeah, yeah. Right. No, no, no. Not right, left.
Uh...(chuckles) This is gonna be tricky.
Jane?
Would you be my date for Cotillion?
And if you don't absolutely hate me by the end of it, um,
would you consider maybe being more than friends?
- Maybe? - Like boyfriend and girlfriend?
Where we can hold hands instead of slugging each other all the time?
And we can text, and I can tell you how great you are?
Because, Carlos, you're really, really great.
And I'm... I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
- You're so nice and cute. - Me too!
I am the luckiest girl... I mean guy.
(laughs) Luckiest guy.
Jane? Can you hear me?
Oh, sorry. I'll see you later.
- Yeah. Totally. - Right. So...
Good boy.
(laughs)
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Come on, Dude. Let's go. Yes!
Finally. (chuckles)
Oh, what's that?
Why no, Audrey, I haven't chosen my queen yet.
Why no, Audrey...
(RINGTONE plays, cellphone vibrates)
Who could be calling me?
Ohh! Audrey!
Audrey!
Chad! This is my room, Chad!
What?
Audrey?
Yeah. Yeah?
Well, yeah. Oh, well, that's wonderful news.
She got a flat tire in Sherwood Forest,
and she wants me to go fix it.
That's six hours away.
Really? Only six?
I'm gonna be there faster than I thought.
Mwah!
Ah, ah. My printer, my crown.
Oh. Yeah, about that, I was j...
(laughs) Right.
I'm coming, Audrey!
Wow.
[♪♪]
♪ All the ladies in the house ♪
♪ Put your hands up in the air ♪
♪ All the fellas in the place ♪
♪ Put your hands up in the air ♪
♪ Let me see you break it down ♪
(camera shutters clicking)
Man: Evie, you look beautiful!
- Thank you so much. - Did you design the barrette?
It's beautiful, isn't it? Uh, no, it's not my creation.
Many of the hair accessories this evening are by
a fabulous new designer, "Dizzy of the Isle."
That's me! I made that! Eeeee!
- (pounding on ceiling) - Granny: Knock it off!
I'm sorry, Granny! (gasps)
[♪♪]
♪ I'ma do my thang ♪
♪ Let's be clear, this is all my lane ♪
♪ Don't stop now, 'cause I'm on a roll ♪
♪ Dance all night, let's lose control ♪
Jane! There you are, my dear.
Well, everything looks beautiful, my love.
But we just need to ladle out the punch
before the sherbet melts.
Mom, I have a date.
A date? Really?
Do you have a date, too?
- Yeah. - Really?
Yeah.
Mom.
Bippity boppity.
Oh!
[♪♪]
After you.
(cheers and applause)
(fanfare plays)
The future Lady Mal!
(murmuring)
(gasping)
You work it, girl.
(laughs)
Whoo!
- Yeah, Mal! - Mal!
(cheers and applause)
- Hi. - Hi.
Hey, Ben is on his way.
- Okay. - And you look beautiful.
Oh, thank you. (laughs nervously)
I know we were shocked at first,
but you... you are exactly what Ben needs.
And lucky for me, she doesn't go by first impressions.
(laughing)
Of course.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you?
Uh, sort of feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah? Okay. That's okay.
Look, we're right here with you, okay?
Okay.
(fanfare plays)
King Benjamin!
(cheers and applause)
- (laughs) - Whoo!
(murmuring)
Go get him.
Mal, I wish I had time to explain.
(door opens)
(gasps)
(spectators murmur)
- Hi. - Hi. Hi.
(gasping)
(giggles)
I'm sorry. It all happened so fast.
Something happened to me when I was on the Isle with Uma.
A connection.
What are you saying?
- I'm saying... - It was love.
(giggles) It was.
I just... I realized how alike Ben and I are, you know?
- We are. - (laughs) I know.
You're so beautiful.
Ben.
Did you go back for her?
He didn't have to.
I dove through the barrier before it closed,
and I'm an excellent swimmer.
- You are. - Aw, thank you. (laughs)
Listen, Mal.
I just really want to thank you, I do, for everything.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
(laughs)
Don't you see, Mal? You were right.
You knew that we weren't meant to be together.
That's why you never told me that you loved me.
- (sighs) - Thank you.
[♪♪]
Come on.
Not too thrilled I risked my life for him.
We're with you, Mal.
- Let's get out of here. - Okay.
Mal.
Honey, we're so sorry. We had no idea.
I'm gonna talk to him.
Lumiere, unveil the gift. They need to see it!
And now for the unveiling of King Ben's masterpiece,
designed especially for his lady.
(fanfare plays)
(gasping)
(applause)
Ben did that?
Yeah, he did.
Oh!
Evie.
Ben's known who I was all along.
Oh!
He loves the real you, M.
- A true love. - Yeah.
- Told you. - (laughs)
Cover that back up!
I will not!
Um, uh... why don't you tell everyone
the present you have for me, Ben?
I have an announcement!
Uma will be joining the court tonight as my lady.
- Son... - Not now, Dad!
The...
Uh, so as my gift to her,
I'm bringing down the barrier once and for all!
(gasping)
Mateys, we ride with the tide!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
(gasping)
Fairy Godmother.
Bring down the barrier.
I most certainly will not.
I am your king!
Obey him.
(gasping)
Ben's been spelled.
Ben.
Uma found your spell book.
Just look at me.
Ben.
- Look at me. - No, look at me.
- You love me, remember? - No, you don't.
- Yes, you do. - Ben, look at me.
Bring down the barrier now!
I do not take orders from you!
Ben?
Ben, I never told you that I loved you because
I thought that I wasn't good enough.
And I thought that it was only a matter of time before you realized that yourself.
But, Ben, that's me!
I'm part Isle and part Auradon.
Ben, eyes over here.
And, Ben, you've always known who we were
- and who we can be. - Don't listen to her.
Ben, I know what love feels like now.
Ben, of course I love you.
Ben, I've always loved you.
(gasping)
Mal.
True love's kiss.
Works every time.
- Ugh, give it to me! - No! Guards, seize her!
No, no!
Stop, please! Stop!
Uma, I know you.
You are so much more than just a villain.
And you have to believe me, because I've been there.
Do not let your pride get in the way
of something that you really want.
No, no! Uma!
Ben: Uma!
(screaming)
(laughs)
Ah!
(sighs)
True love's kiss won't defeat this.
The world will know my name!
Aaah!
(screaming)
Aah!
(screaming)
(thunder crashes)
(laughs)
Mal?
(roaring)
(laughs)
(roaring)
Aah!
Come on, Mal!
Let's finish this once and for all!
(gasps)
Aah!
Watch out!
(screaming)
(roaring)
(screams)
(thunder crashes)
Wait, Ben! No!
- Ben! - Ben!
Mal, Uma!
Stop! Back down!
(laughs) What are you gonna do, Ben?
Splash me? (laughs)
That's enough!
It's got to stop! This isn't the answer!
The fighting has got to stop! Nobody wins this way!
We have to listen and respect each other.
It won't be easy, but let's be brave enough to try.
Uma, I know you want what is best for the Isle.
Help me make a difference.
(roars)
(splash)
There you go.
Jay: Good job, man.
(cheers and applause)
(roars)
(thud)
Ooh!
(laughs)
(giggles)
(cheers and applause)
- (sighs) - Whoo!
So, I did not know that I could do that.
Tell me about it. That makes two of us.
- (sizzling) - Oh. (blows)
- Thank you. - Shall we?
We shall.
Hi.
(sighs)
(laughter)
All right, all right, all right, all right.
How about that son of mine?
- Ours. - Ours.
Yes. How about his girlfriend?
I think we're in very good hands here.
Very good hands.
I owe you guys so much.
- Yeah. - Really.
- Yep. - You got that right.
- Just a little bit. - If there is anything
that you need, or anything I can do for you...
Um, actually, there is, Ben.
I know a girl who would really love to come to Auradon.
It's Drizella's daughter, Dizzy.
She's like a little sister to me.
Then she should come.
Okay! (laughs)
Okay, great!
Actually, um...
(laughter)
Ben, there's a lot of kids who would really love it here in Auradon.
Kids just like us, who also deserve a second chance.
Can I maybe get you a list?
Yes, yes! Absolutely, please.
(cheers and applause)
Great.
M'lady Mal, we found your spell book below deck.
Uma had it.
Ooh.
Um...
You know, this seems like the kind of thing
that belongs in the hands of Fairy Godmother.
Fairy Godmother?
That's me, thank you. Mm-hmm.
This belongs in the museum.
It does, yes, and I'm gonna take it.
Go for it.
(laughter)
I'm not gonna be needing it anymore.
(gasping)
(laughs)
Aah!
(cheers and applause)
♪ Looking back at yesterday ♪
♪ I thought I gave it everything ♪
♪ But still there's so much road ahead of me ♪
♪ When I looked into your eyes ♪
♪ I guess I didn't recognize ♪
♪ Who we are and all that we can be ♪
♪ Sometimes it's hard to find yourself ♪
♪ But it's worth it in the end ♪
♪ 'Cause in your heart is where it all begins ♪
♪ We got to be bold ♪
♪ We got to be brave ♪
♪ We got to be free ♪
♪ We got to get loud ♪
♪ Making that change ♪
♪ You got to believe ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ We'll look deep inside ♪
♪ And we'll rise up and shine ♪
♪ We can be bold ♪
♪ We can brave ♪
♪ Let everyone see ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ There's something special that I've learned ♪
♪ It's together we can change the world ♪
♪ Everybody's got something they can bring ♪
♪ When you take a look inside yourself ♪
♪ Do you wish that you were something else ♪
♪ But who you are is who you need to be ♪
♪ Sometimes it's hard to find yourself ♪
♪ But it's worth it in the end ♪
♪ 'Cause in your heart is where it all begins ♪
♪ We got to be bold ♪
♪ We got to be brave ♪
♪ We got to be free ♪
♪ We got to get loud ♪
♪ Making that change ♪
♪ You got to believe ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ We'll look deep inside ♪
♪ And we'll rise up and shine ♪
♪ We can be bold ♪
♪ We can brave ♪
♪ Let everyone see ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey! It starts with you and me ♪
♪ If we all can do our part ♪
♪ We know that it can be the start ♪
♪ To bring about the difference that we need ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I promise we can work this out ♪
♪ I promise we can see it through ♪
♪ Don't you know it's up to me ♪
♪ It's up to me and you ♪
♪ We got to be bold ♪
♪ We got to be brave ♪
♪ We got to be free ♪
♪ Gonna be free ♪
♪ We got to get loud ♪
♪ Making that change ♪
♪ You got to believe ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ We'll look deep inside ♪
♪ And we'll rise up and shine ♪
♪ We can be bold ♪
♪ We can brave ♪
♪ Let everyone see ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey! It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
(fireworks exploding)
(cheers and applause)
(dance music plays)
♪ You and me ♪
♪ It starts with you and me ♪
"His Royal Majesty, King Ben of Auradon
"and his Counselor, Ms. Evie of the Isle,
"hereby request the pleasure of your company,
"Dizzy Tremaine, for the current academic year at Auradon Prep.
"Please notify His Majesty's couriers
"of your response to this request.
"We'd love you to join us at Auradon Prep.
"Will you come?
Signed, King Ben."
(screams)
- (pounding on ceiling) - Granny: Zip it up!
(laughs) Yay!
What?
You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?
(laughs)
♪ There you see her ♪
♪ Sitting there across the way ♪
♪ She don't got a lot to say ♪
♪ But there's something about her ♪
♪ And you don't know why, but you're dying to try ♪
♪ You want to kiss the girl ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared ♪
♪ You got the mood prepared ♪
♪ Go on and kiss the girl ♪
♪ Kiss the girl ♪
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, you can play ♪
♪ Let the music play ♪
- ♪ That's right, kiss the girl ♪ - ♪ Go on and kiss the girl ♪